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Why did the coffee file a police complaint?

It was mugged

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A neck-tarine

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On the dark side

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I lied it was a gas chamber

5. Anne frank had ADD

Her parents sent her to a concentration camp for help

6. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high

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…Anne Frankly I’m not amused.

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